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Joke of the Day
"No wonder Santa is so jolly... He knows where all the naughty girls live."
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"I miss the old days Nostalgia was better back then."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket of shit? The bucket."
"Date: Do u have any allergies? Me: I'm allergic to raisins. They make me cry D: That's an unusual reaction M: They could've been wine!!"
"Repost! You're a fucking joke."
"Roma menstruation Q. What's the best thing about a Gypsy on her period? A. When you finger her you get your palm red for free."
"My favourite Halloween joke: ""I was going to dress up as Jian Gomeshi but I figured that would be too creepy."""
"I'm glad my son will learn about sex from the internet. Remember how awkward it was when your dad showed you how to two-girls-one-cup?"