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Joke of the Day
"What does a Boko Haram terrorist become after getting his throat slit? Boko Halal."
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"How can you tell if you're at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit."
"""I'm sorry, but are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?"" -Fun way to confuse a waiter who just suggested a menu item"
"Most men know that women dream of having two men at the same time. But they don't understand that in those fantasies one man is cleaning the house and the other one is cooking."
"I would tell you a pizza joke... I would tell you a pizza joke but that would be too cheesy. Funny no?"
"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian? Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art."
"Bought my dad a pair of Crocs for his birthday, then pushed him down a flight of stairs for looking stupid in them."
"I have failed math eleventeen times or so."
"Just made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix."