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Joke of the Day

"What does a Boko Haram terrorist become after getting his throat slit? Boko Halal."

"What do you call hand warmers scattered throughout a room? Intermittens."

"if you would've told me back in 1999 that we'd still be using animated gifs in 2015 I would've said ""wow what a boring conversation"""

"TIL the first commodity traded across the USA was jaweia. Lewis and Clark brought a sack of it with them on their expedition to the Pacific coast."

"How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if ""Thomas the Tank Engine"" was set in early-1940s Germany? #ThomasDieKleineLokomotive"

"What did the dough say to the baker? You, knead me."

"If you have Alzheimer's, look on the bright side... ...at least you can hide your own Easter Eggs."

"How about the No Bucket Challenge? Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it."

"If you go into a bar by yourself and ask for a water the bartender looks at you like you have leprosy."

"Nicholas Cage... ...is where they keep all of the really bad Nicholases."