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Joke of the Day
"Why LOTR is a metaphor for life. Man puts ring on finger, slowly goes insane!"
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"Welcome to Syria! You'll have a blast :)"
"This Joke is a Bit of a Stretch What did the hillbilly say when his yoga instructor asked if you wanted to leave the class? ""Na, I'm a-stay"""
"The parents with the ugliest babies take and post the most pictures."
"You all know why Hurricane Matthews is so bad Well unlike Katrina its a guy"
"The Ravens could have beat the Bengals . . . in an elevator."
"If someone casts me in a live musical I promise to go off book and start talking about 9/11"
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... They would eventually find me attractive."
"Why did semen cross the road? Put on the wrong sock....."
"I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster."