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Joke of the Day
"The Ravens could have beat the Bengals . . . in an elevator."
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"What do you call a Chinese man with one foot? Taiwon Shou."
"I'm not the jealous type. And no I don't know why every time you talk to someone the police find their body dumped in a river the next day."
"What's worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust"
"What is a proletariat cannibal's favorite food? A double cheese bourger."
"If I worked in a restaurant.... on Valentines Day I'd put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink."
"How do you call a man without a body and a nose? Nobody knows. Sorry if it is a repost"
"Want to hear a good Nirvana joke? Nevermind."
"[high school reunion] Amanda: wow, you haven't changed a bit me: [covered in acne and wearing faded Pokemon shirt]: yeah I know"
"What's the difference between tired and exhausted? When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted."