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Joke of the Day

"Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their Gods lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men? IC"

"A man walks into a mental hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The clerk says to him, ""You definitely belong here, I can clearly see your nuts!"""

"I think at this point, a pterodactyl egg has better odds of getting laid than I do."

"I'm gonna start a woman's monthly magazine called ""Period"", and some months I will send it out late to freak out subscribers"

"Why did the Muslim comedian blow himself up? For Allahf"

"When is it alright to spit in a muslims face It never is"

"If two gangsta vegetarians are arguing... Is it still considered beef?"

"Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals? They're always getting com-busted."