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Joke of the Day

"New Study Suggests Drinking Coffee Is Good For Your Health. Wait, I Think We Did Good For Your Health Last Time. Bad For Your Health, Then"

"Why don't you say grace when eating Chinese food? Because they run you over with a tank if you do. Found this on Becker, didn't know if I should put this here or goingtohellforthis"

"I put my blood sweat and tears into making this Red cordial"

"What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him? I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit"

"If it weren't for snow blowers... The UPS man wouldn't come."

"Don't Be Racist Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"

"She's so fat, she fell down and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up!"

"Jose Cuervo showed up at his girlfriend's house with a gun... Tequila"

"I put the SEXY in Dyslexic. Deal with ti"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffe before it was cool."