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Joke of the Day
"You know your a redneck when...... _______________ (Fill in the blank)"
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"Oh look what the cat dragged in [cat drags in dead body] Cat: quick we need 20lbs of lye and two shovels"
"An Irishman, an Englishman and a Welshman walk into a bar... but none of them are xenophobic, so they all have a wonderful time."
"I'll be honest, the only time I'd ever want to be 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' would be if I was chasing them With an axe."
"The kids of today have no respect. They're rude, lazy and swear to make themselves look big and coolnnNothing at all like us..."
"Drinking Bud Light is like having sex in a canoe... Its fucking close to water."
"What is a cannibal's favorite food to eat when he is lazy? Ra-men"
"Popeye was a lonely sailor. No wonder he had such big forearms."
"A feminist once told me that there are no documented cases of ""bra burning"" in history that's just herstory"
"I'm so sick of being constipated... I'm completely losing my shit"