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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber? There was too much gas in them."

"At first I was shocked by how graphic the sex scenes in Rise of the Planet of the Apes was.... Then I realized I was watching Interracial Gangbangs part 7"

"Donald Trump's bid for the presidency. [See: username]"

"What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? My toe sis!"

"The creepiest thing you can do is drive next to someone on the highway at the exact same speed."

"H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge . :)"

"I have an actual date this weekend so if any of you are in love with me, you better say something or forever hold your peace."

"What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf? It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her."

"My GF is like my treasure... I buried her in my backyard yesterday."

"What's the difference between tired and exhausted? When you run in front of a car, you get tired When you run behind a car, you get exhausted."