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Joke of the Day
"H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge . :)"
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"My favourite joke at the moment... How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag? First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get? Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get?"
"At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode... I asked, ""Are you two an item?"""
"Nothing sucks worse... than a shitty vacuum cleaner"
"I would love to go to the bar tonight but, people."
"Why did the old lady stand in front of three rows of traffic? Cause she was a cunt. (Courtesy of my little brother.)"
"Carl: Perfect weather tonight. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Butterflies taste with their feet. Me: Fair enough."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the Fresh Prints."
"I just ate a frozen apple! Hardcore."
"What did the sailor say about Pirates of the Caribbean It's see-worthy"