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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account? Because he only had 12 followers."
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"What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of semen and makes all of the ladies scream? A 10 inch long cock."
"I just passed my drug test. My dealer has some explaining to do."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road murdered the chicken's family."
"I once knew a Vulcan who grew up in London He had a Spockney accent."
"*Writes a song for you* *Sings it under your bedroom window* *You call the cops* *Your husband falls in love with me*"
"Arguing with autocorrect is the new yelling at the television."
"Do you know how Michael Jackson really died? He ate a 3 year old wiener."
"GF told me she wanted to write her ""biography"" & I said ""autobiography"" & now there's a chapter where I sleep at my place."
"i asked a German man if he had a wife He said he had nein."