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Joke of the Day
"Why is the rear end of a boat so tough? It's made of stern stuff."
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"Jimmy Savile was a terrible ventriloquist. He stuck his hand up my arse and told me not to say anything."
"What was the name of the Antartic terrorist group? ICEis"
"A priest, a little boy, a Rabbi and an imam get into a cute little Nissan car. The little boy says... ... what is this, a Juke?"
"""I mean if you do the math the most weight I can really gain from the pound of pumpkin pie I ate tonight is only one pound"" I thought fatly."
"Why do people at home on TV have their pants on?"
"When a CW is coming out of the men's room as I walk past, I always ask if everything went well because that's the polite thing to do."
"INTERVIEWER: What's your greatest strength? M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN: [Removes mask to reveal that he was actually the interviewer the whole time]"
"I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again."
"Goodbye things in my apartment. Have fun coming to life and talking to each other. I'll be back around 6 pm."