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Joke of the Day

"When a CW is coming out of the men's room as I walk past, I always ask if everything went well because that's the polite thing to do."

"I was flipping through the Victoria's Secret catalogue and now I have a craving for ribs."

"What has 2 legs but can not walk? A cripple."

"at the grampys, about to anounce who won the grampy award. open envelope. its grandpa!!! you did it congratulations"

"How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan? They already told you."

"It's depressing to think how much more Dora the Explorer has seen and done in her life compared to mine"

"I stopped doing topical humor People were getting tired of jokes about ointment."

"""So you spend 6 bucks on a beverage that has no booze in it on purpose?"" -me to everyone at Starbucks."

"there are like 4 billion words in the english language but there's nothing quite so damning to someone's character as ""that guy sucks"""

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because he heard the Ref was blowing fowls!"