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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a little boy, a Rabbi and an imam get into a cute little Nissan car. The little boy says... ... what is this, a Juke?"

"The first rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference. The second rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference."

"I am not a weatherman but... you can expect 20 centimetres tonight"

"What is it called when a person pretends to use the toilet. A sham poo."

"Did you know that 37.8% of all statistics are made up?"

"[cop taps on my fogged up car window on make-out hill] ME: *alone holding a huge steamy bucket of fried chicken* what's the problem officer"

"What is a berry's favorite farewell? ""Acai you later!"""

"People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people."

"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus? You only need one nail for the picture."

"I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!"