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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like my coffee... ...really hot, and all over my crotch"

"I just shook my keyboard upside down. Breakfast is served."

"Starbucks coffee and Adam Hills. ""Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You're going to get it, but its going to be rough."" Adam Hills"

"So I went to the doctor for my annual prostate exam today.... I asked the doctor ""Where I should put my pants?"" He replied ""Over there next to mine."""

"What is the worst time to have a heart attack? During a game of charades"

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a terrible car accident? He's all right now."

"What is Donald Trump's favourite Overwatch hero? Mei, because she's from China and likes to build walls."

"I love kids. When they're adults."

"The pope secretly came to my house. He thought it was weird that I had so many Blu-rays still in the shrink wrap. I'll get around to them!"

"What do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching!"