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Joke of the Day

"How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy? 17 dirty apes."

"If lesbians don't like men, then why do they use dildos? Because scissoring just doesn't cut it."

"A hamstring is really just Lady Gaga's lingerie."

"Do you believe in love at first site? A boy asked a girl: ""Do you believe in love at first site?"". The Girl replied, ""No"". The boy phewed and said: ""We should meet again then"". Ultimate Thug Life."

"Why don't lawyers have sex with their clients? To prevent double billing."

"Whats the hardest part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a repost"

"I tried to change the colour of my monk's costume so I could reuse it but I guess old habits dye hard."

"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about men with tiny penises. She said ""I don't think it's in yet"" I said ""Yes, that's the one"""

"I made a belt, entirely composed of watches It was a waist of time"