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Joke of the Day
"Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school? Because he was SO-DIMM!"
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"I wrote a poem today! Half of it is true. The other half is just a bunch of lies to make it rhyme."
"There's a fine line Between a numerator and a denominator."
"Everything becomes 100 times louder when you're trying not to wake someone up."
"""Take the wheel Harry!"" said the nervous lady driver. ""There's a tree coming straight for us!"""
"How can you instantly blind an Asian person? put a steering wheel in front of them"
"What's blue and fucks old people? Me in my lucky blue coat."
"How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales."
"A man walks in to a bar... He said ouch"
"What's grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement? A wolf. I threw in the cement to make it hard."