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Joke of the Day
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted."
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"Biology: The science of writing awesome bios."
"doctor looking at his iPad: oh no, this isn't good ... Me: give it to me straight doc what is it doctor: well, I forgot my wifi password"
"Coroner's Report Coroner: Report complete. Police: What was the cause of death? Coroner: The cause of death was that I sliced him open and performed an autopsy."
"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha."
"What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party? The cold shoulder."
"Internet porn? When I grew up... ...it was hard to come by."
"What do you say to a thin American? ""How's the chemotherapy going?"""
"I love it when all my iPhone apps tremble in fear when I'm about to delete one of them. Makes me feel like God."
"my girlfriend hates orgasms when ever I give her one she just spits it out."