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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a thin American? ""How's the chemotherapy going?"""

"You have a man, woman and douchebag who walk into a bar and order a triple shot... ...and Caitlyn Jenner takes it to the face !"

"Pretzels come in twist shape because the twist is how disappointed you are in your snack."

"I once lip locked the soft ice dispenser at Dairy Queen until the manager had to hit me with a mop. So I know a little bit about rejection."

"How many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."

"Why do black people call each other ""son""? Well, you never know!"

"What's hardest part about eating bald pussy? Putting the diaper back on."

"Man: ""If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"" Priest: ""No, not if you did not know."" Man: ""Then why did you tell me?"""

"Up-Dog Something smells like updog."

"According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business."