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Joke of the Day
"I'm in a band called 1023 megabytes... We haven't had a gig yet"
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"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!!"
"What's the best part of a baker's body? Their buns."
"There's no ""I"" in ""Illiteracy."""
"Everything always ends well. If not it's probably not the end."
"What did the Nurse say when she noticed she had a rectal thermometer in her pocket? "" Some arsehole's got my pen."""
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"George Foreman named all five of his sons George. I'll bet the password on every website he goes to is ""password""."