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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Jewish folk that died from agent orange? *german accent* Orange Juice"
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"My wife and i decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard..."
"How are pimples and a priest different? Pimples don't come on your face until you are 12."
"The main reason that Santa is so jolly ... is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
"My favorite kind of math is adding insult to injury."
"Build a man a fire... and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
"I had a track accident last spring... Now it has become a running joke."
"*brings whipped cream to bed* Husband: Ohh, are we trying something new? Me: Will you hold this pumpkin pie while I get comfortable?"
"Who's the idiot that made it Killer whale and not Panda shark"
"TIFU in the shower Although I still think Up is a strange name for a dog..."