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Joke of the Day
"What's black and looks good on a lawyer? An unconvicted felon."
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"I feel like doing something rebellious and out of character to shock people. Like dye my hair a shade darker or stop taking iron tablets."
"What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library? Overdue"
"Why are chickens racist? They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan"
"I played the word ""mature"" in a game of Scrabble. My friend played ""immature"" and got the Triple Word Score so I flipped the board over."
"What does a battery have that a women hasn't? A positive side...."
"I think my abs look pretty good for a mother of 2 kids. I don't have kids."
"Which Knight invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference"
"How many ears does Spock have? A right ear, a left ear, and the final front ear."
"i can confirm that Somali pirates have intercepted my shipment of 20,000 glossy 8x10 headshots and are using them for vile purposes"