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Joke of the Day

"What's black and looks good on a lawyer? An unconvicted felon."

"What's the difference between a Trump rally and a Klan rally? Several thousand yards of white fabric."

"A guy pick up a woman Then he puts her down"

"What's black and married to my daughter? Nothing because I'm a good parent."

"Just watched a heart-warming video of a soldier returning home from Afghanistan to his cat, who looks at him as if to say ""Were you away?"""

"Surprised to learn that famed pornography company American Apparel has entered the clothing business."

"What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters? Weeeeeeeee!!!"

"Why couldn't the melons get married? Because they can't elope."

"Volkswagen CEO Martin Winterkorn has gotten off pretty lucky... The last German who tried to gas that many people had to commit suicide!"

"Storks leave cute babies. Crows leave ugly babies. Swallows leave no babies!"