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Joke of the Day
"Why are black people so good at basketball? Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot"
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"How do you say dinner in spanish? JOHN CENA"
"Boss: Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary? Employee: I am allergic to peanuts."
"The ATM told me, ""Not enough funds in account,"" when I tried to withdraw. This ATM needs a bigger account."
"What's the difference between your wife and your work? After 5 years, your work still sucks."
"How to annoy a Redditor? [deleted]"
"What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash? Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon"
"I remember when my son fell asleep at a house party we had. I decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his face. My wife went mental when she picked him up to change his nappy."
"Have manufacturers of picket fences ever gone on strike? Because the irony would be awesome. Take your time, I'll wait."
"What's the difference between stew haters and steers."