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Joke of the Day

"People can't drive. Take this guy behind me for example, doing 110 mph with flashing blue lights. What the hell is a ECILOP anyway??"

"If you think you could never kill another human being, you haven't met enough people."

"*During an interview* Interviewer: 'So how long were you employed in your last job?' Candidate: 'I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills.'"

"Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow? The steaks are just too high."

"Why do white men shop at black yard sales? To get all their stuff back."

"If you're attacking a paraplegic convention... Are you harming unarmed citizens?"

"Facebook: ""Do you want to tag Jennifer in this Picture?"" Me: Hmmmm. does it make her look fat? Then yes, yes I do."

"Blood donation I donated my blood and they told me I was Type-A. Apparently it was a Type-O."

"Whenever the wind gets bad... I think to myself, ""It may be windy but at least its not sandy."""

"Why was Chic-Fil-A founded? So that the choir boys could get more meat in their mouth besides the Reverend."