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Joke of the Day

"They should make erasers for Crayons called ""Crayoffs""."

"Doctor doctor I've got a little sty. Then you'd better buy a little pig."

"Why are they called The Fine Bros? Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright."

"Have you seen that old movie about the KKK? I hear it's a real cult classic."

"What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday? A legacy scholarship for his second choice school"

"Americans are getting stronger. Fifty years ago, it took two people to carry twenty dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."

"Why is OP's dog never satisfied? They don't do liver"

"[Rappers job interview] Boss: What is your biggest weakness? Me: My rhyme game is weak. I can't speak. I'm a geek. Birds have feathers."

"""What'd you do this weekend?"" I was shooting craps. ""Oh you went to a casino?"" *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah."

"Getting married at 18 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm."