136924
Joke of the Day
"Doctor doctor I've got a little sty. Then you'd better buy a little pig."
Next Joke
"Armed assault on the banter convention Shots fired."
"IMAGINE if twitter, facebook, and msn all broke at the same time. we might have to actually get lives."
"What did the green grape said to the purple grape? BREATHE, GOD DAMMIT!! BREATHE!!!"
"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? drizzle."
"I think I was an unwanted child I'm 36 years old and my mother is still chasing me around with a coat hanger"
"Being popular on Facebook is like being the smartest kid in summer school."
"(JOKE).""KERMIT THE FROG"" vanndukeandsammy sammy:what is kermit the frog favorite food?....vann duke: I don't know,tell me what is kermit the frog favorite food?....sammy:french flies!"
"Tell your mom to stop using different colored lipstick... My dick is starting to look like a rainbow"
"Here's a joke ... College fees."