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Joke of the Day

"Why were the coffee beans upset? Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure."

"You can now experience skydiving without a parachute! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!"

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre!"

"Snowy White and the 7 dwarves... Snowy White and the 7 dwarves were lying in bed feeling happy...but happy didn't like it and got out..."

"Mummy joke Did you know mummies fart alike? I guess you could say they Tutankhamun."

"What's the difference between a racist and a liberal? Gullibility"

"Why do golfers always bring an extra pair of trousers In case they get a hole in one"

"I only speak Spanish when bill collectors call"

"How did the T-Rex feel after working out? [OC] Dino-sore"

"TIFU by reposting Just kidding. You fuckers love reposts."