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Joke of the Day
"Mummy joke Did you know mummies fart alike? I guess you could say they Tutankhamun."
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"Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck."
"[nsfw] What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees."
"What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding? He force quit."
"*adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms*"
"What do you call a threesome? Q: What do you call a threesome with a man and two women? A: *Fucking awesome.* Q: What do you call a threesome with a woman and two men? A: *Gay sex with a witness.*"
"The rotation of the earth. It really makes my day."
"When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb."
"Black History Month should be called ""Four Weeks Of Morgan Freeman's Voiceover Work"""
"I thought I caught a snorlax on pokemon go turns out i was on tinder"