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Joke of the Day

"This day in history. 1701. Maryland legalized divorce in cases where the wife displeased their clergyman. What kind of kinky cult was that?"

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"[Halftime speech] Ok guys, we're down 56-0, but I see the problem. There's a typo in my game plan. It should say ""tackle"", not ""tickle""."
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"I don't think I could ever do a threesome. I can't even satisfy one girl, let alone a girl and a guy."
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