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Joke of the Day

"7yo: I HAVE A LOOSE TOOTH! Me: The Tooth Fairy doesn't want you messing with it until payd...Friday."

"There are 16 types of people in the world Those who understand Hexadecimal, and F the rest."

"Never date a baker They're too kneady"

"Right now Chuck Norris' pumpkin is carving itself"

"Why did the comedian without a tongue lose his job? All his jokes were a bit tasteless."

"The talk -Dad, am I adopted? -Not yet, we still haven't found anyone who wants you"

"Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask ""where am I?"" and whatever they say I runaway screaming ""Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"""

"Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff? So in the end they didn't even splatter."

"Bisexual girls are like spaghetti. Straight until wet."

"How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !"