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Joke of the Day
"You know that warm feeling you get when you look at your spouse? It's called acid reflux."
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"Confucius says man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger"
"A horse walks into a bar.. The bartender asks ""why the long face?"" The horse, unable to speak English, shits on the floor and then leaves."
"I received their wedding invitation on Facebook, so I sent them a gift from Farmville....figured it was appropriate."
"When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !"
"Takeoffs are optional... Landings are mandatory"
"""Ah, OK. Yes. Now I see it."" -Me lying to someone who's pointing out a constellation"
"A horse trots into a bar, trips, and falls"
"What do you call a grammatical rendezvous? accommadate I hate me for this.."
"A scarecrow just won a Nobel prize. It was for being out-standing in his field."