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Joke of the Day

"Things that are loud: Jet engines Dynamite Opening a bag of Sun Chips at a funeral Rock concerts"

"I wish you were my big toe So I could bang you on my coffee table"

"I'm responsible for 84% of all cat videos currently available on YouTube."

"Guys, we really should have seen Steve Irwin's death coming... ... he always let animals into his heart."

"how would you describe US with first four alphabets? ABCD (A B Cd.....) as in obesity.... Will show myself to hell now."

"Why did the photographer get arrested? He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents."

"i went to a wedding for two antennae The ceremony was pretty bad, but the reception was amazing"

"Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow? (Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both ""dead."""

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered sex offender."

"I fought the law, and it turns out they have better resources than I do."