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Joke of the Day

"""I love my cable company! Their customer service and pricing can't be beat! I'm glad I have no other options!"" said no one ever."

"It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too small for me."

"You show me a tropical fruit... And I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."

"Where does Doctor Who go to get his salami?...The Dalek-atessan of course.:D"

"They agree I'm funny I started my new job at the retirement center today. Told the residents that I'm a really funny guy. They didn't understand any of my jokes but they still pissed themselves."

"German engineering isn't that good... ...showers in the camps didn't even work!"

"Do you think Michael J Fox....? Do you think Michael J Fox ever gets an answer out of an 8-Ball?"

"What do you call a pig that does karate?? Roast beef."

"What do mexicans cut their pizza with? Little Caesars."

"GERG: She licked ur donut? JERY: Shes a DONUT LICKER! GERG: gross! JERY: she also said she ""hates america"" GERG: Donut licking traitor!"