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Joke of the Day

"With medical advances over the Summer, it's expected that Oscar Pistorious will walk this August."

"*posts picture of the saddest meal of all time, a big plate of dry meat and weirdly burnt vegetables* it's so sad that some guys can't cook."

"What does your mom and a rain forest have in common? If you look deep enough in the bush, you might find a cockatoo."

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it..."

"mom: no TV for a week! dad: and after you take a bath you can't use your hands to get out of the tub *sons jaw drops* mom: [whispers] nice"

"The worst part of quitting drinking is how few excuses you have for your behavior"

"Daddy, is Santa coming tonight? No sweetie, mommy has a headache."

"Ganondorf doesn't use Reddit There are too many Links"

"I don't know about you guys, but I think Jesus would definitely have had a hard time paying for my sins on a carpenters salary."

"People say that sex ed classes in America are uncomfortable. But I think that history classes in Germany are worse. ""Hey kids, you'll never guess what your grandparents did..."""