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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. I laugh a bit more."
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"Michelle Obama should have dropped the mic and moonwalked out."
"A German walks into a French bar There is no counter."
"A man wakes up in a hospital, after a serious accident. He yells ""Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor responds ""I know. I amputated your arms."""
"According to my doctor, it'd be healthiest to stay away from trans fats. I'm really going to miss tumblr."
"How do tectonic plates have fun? They meet up and crack each other up."
"What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? A Roamin' Catholic!"
"I entered a contest to see how fast I could eat a clock. I didn't win. The whole ordeal was very time consuming."
"You know how racist make their pancakes? With white powder."
"What's Funnier then an Obama Joke? DEZ NUTZ!!!"