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Joke of the Day
"Why do men pay more for car insurance? Women don't get blowjobs while they're driving."
Next Joke
"What's the bare minimum? One bear."
"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out"
"I don't make typos. I make new words."
"On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?"
"I like my coffee like I like my women ..Without a penis"
"How do small people call each other? On microphones."
"Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way? He was galactose intolerant."
"Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks."
"*goku flies into the sunset* not knowing how the sun and earth really work he says ""WHAT THE HELL WHERE'S THAT SUNSET BEEN FLYING FOR DAYS"""