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Joke of the Day

"Why do men pay more for car insurance? Women don't get blowjobs while they're driving."

"I love balloons! I keep tying them to my arm, but I think I'm getting carried away."

"I may not have any friends but at least I know my cat will never ask me to help him move"

"What goes great with noodles? COMPANY!"

"I thought of having a threesome But then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents"

"What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall? Dam!"

"What is the difference between a grizzly bear and a limp dick? There isn't one, you can't fuck with either one."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

"One milli-Helen: The amount of beauty required to launch a single ship."

"Why is is called Holy Water ? Cause Holy God does it feel good when I use it to wash that alter boy's blood of my dick."