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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar and asks for a Jack & Coke The bartender asks, ""Is Pepsi fine?"" The man says yes. The bartender then pours Pepsi & Coke in a glass."

"Q: What do you call a fish with three eyes? A: Fiiish."

"Walks up in da club like ""Has anyone seen my Mom? She'll be the one trying to cover up everyone's cleavage."""

"The following text messages were exchanged on a cold winters day. Wife: ""Windows frozen."" Husband: ""Pour some warm water over them."" Wife: ""Computer completely screwed up now."""

"They probably could have called lightbulbs, just ""bulbs"". Most people would still get it."

"moms outraged over new ninja turtels movie. ""theres too much violence"" says one mom. says another ""they r named after guys who sculpt butts"""

"Republicans seek to re-brand poverty as a lifestyle choice."

"I will read my horoscope from as many different sources as I need to until I find the one I like"

"I saw a racially tolerant orchestra... None of them were bassists."

"How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes? Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline."