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Joke of the Day
"Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? They only had 2 trucks"
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"Shout out to all the kids who could never find their name on souvenir keychains and license plates. That shit hurt."
"I asked an atheist ""How do you view homosexuality?"" He replied ""Mostly on pornhub"""
"Whats the difference between a prostitute with chronic diarrhea and an epileptic oyster fisherman? The prostitute fucks between shits and the oyster fisherman shucks between fits."
"Roses are red... Grass is greener When I think of you I play with my wiener"
"What do you call an Internet mystery? An e-nigma."
"Difference between a three ring circus and a strip club? One is a cunning array of stunts!"
"Before Instagram people had to display their photos in fish tanks full of piss."
"Startling awake... is a good way to startle a wake"
"Me: I have no friends My bed: Wow I'm like right here"