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Joke of the Day

"I just want to have a long enough career in show business so I can become eccentric and bring a goat to a meeting or some shit"

"I went to a disco last night... (mildly NSFW) They played The Twist, so I did the twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen I got kicked out."

"What kind of bees make milk? boo-bees"

"They say alcohol kills people. Lets not forget how many people were born because of it."

"Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish and you feed him for the rest of his life."

"What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild? deez nuts"

"I've decided to be outraged about straws too flimsy to punch through their own wrappers. Time to blog."

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire."

"NCAA Hockey needs to re-name brackets. How is Alaska in the NE? They can see Russia."

"PLEASE NOTE...The charity event tonight for men that can not ejaculate as been cancelled. . There's just not enough people coming"