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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke? Because it was crumby."
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"Did you know Ice-T has a half-brother? His name is Arnold Palmer."
"Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes? Sears."
"""Those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it"" [cut to: me wearing a toga and confusedly trying to conquer Gaul]"
"I read a joke about the British pound... But it didn't make any cents to me"
"my last girlfriend broke up wth me after she went through my phone and i refused to tell her why i searched for goth grandpas"
"If your surname is Rice and you don't name your kid, Fried then I can never be friends with you."
"Whenever u feel like ur not being productive, take a nap. You'll wake up groggy & angry & have forgotten abt the whole ""productivity"" thing"
"How do you make a Giraffe go to war? You Giraffed it"
"My brother, Max, asked me to come up with a nickname for him. Now we just call him Maxx."