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Joke of the Day
"what kind of meat does a priest eat on fridays? Nun."
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"Can you tell me a joke existential in nature?"
"You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male They have a higher rate of penetration..."
"Sorry I threw sliced bread at you when you were taking a duck face selfie"
"What do physics majors do when they hit the club? They torque it.."
"Bank ads make me want to hide my money under my mattress. They also make me want to acquire some money for hiding, but that's a side issue."
"So a black guy and an asian guy walk into a classroom... The black guy gets a D- while the asian guy gets a B The asian guy gets beat up by the black guy lol"
"What u call a Jewish Asian? Japplebaum."
"What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train? ""Auschittz."""
"So, a snake walks into a bar.... And the bartender asks in surprise ""how'd you do that?!"""