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Joke of the Day
"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a drink."
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"Two newfies are walking down a path... They see a sheep tangled up in a fence. The one says ""man, I wish that was a pretty lady"" to which his friend replys ""i just wish it was dark"""
"Have you heard the one about the gay termite? He only eats mail boxes. (male boxes). Hmm. Works way better when told out loud."
"Dear lady who says she will only date guys who drive Mercedes or BMW cars, yet your father drives a Hyundai; Why can't you be humble like your mother?"
"The theme song for my sex life is ""With or Without You."""
"One day a skunk and an opossum go to church. They had to sit in their own pew."
"Why couldn't the NSA go outside? They were Snowden."
"Alcohol is like real life photoshop for ugly people."
"TIL that semantics is a contraction of ""Semite Antics"" That's not true, I made that up just now. You are a racist."
"This is an emergency! *Begs to borrow strangers phone *starts scrolling through pics"