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Joke of the Day

"I can never tell if a mother duck is being dutifully followed by her ducklings or chased by a gang of young duck criminals."

"What I say: ""Does anyone need anything from the store?"" What I mean: ""I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."""

"Why did Native Americans stop sharing peace-pipes with settlers? They noticed the settlers were always blowing smoke out their ass."

"what do you call a Black man with a small dick? By his name you racist fuck!"

"Who takes the most drugs? The police."

"Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat? Cripple A."

"Good for you when one door closes & another door opens. For the rest of us that usually means we're in jail."

"What do you call a naked skateboarder? A scab."

"Did you hear the joke about the jump rope? Eh nevermind, I'll just skip it."

"A son asks his dad ""Dad, am I adopted?"" ""Not yet son. We still haven't found anyone that wants you"""