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"What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !"
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"A guy is fingering his girlfriend... ...after a while, she starts to shift uncomfortably and says ""would you mind taking your ring off, please?"" The guy responds: ""what ring? That's my wristwatch!"""
"I don't throw gang signs. I'm Scottish. I throw bricks :)"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 is a registered sex offender."
"Valar morghulis the feminist extremists' motto."
"Coming up short like.... ...a midget laying prone I'll be here all day posting jokes"
"Why did the fisherman keep taking off? Because he was fly fishing."
"Smoking studies done on monkeys have shown that compared to the non smoking group, the smoking group looks significantly cooler."
"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel be on the lookout..."
"What did the sign on the closed brothel say? Beat it. We're closed"