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Joke of the Day

"how many Snapple Facts do I have to get before it counts as a GED"

"Why did the PI detective cross the road? He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns."

"Happy Fat Tuesday... Or as your mother calls it, just another day."

"Why dont you need birth controls when having sex with British boys? They are the earliest to pull out of eu."

"Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead."

"Doctor: I have some bad news. You HAVE to stop masturbating. Man: OMG Doc, WHY? Doctor: I'm trying to examine you."

"Free advice: Saying ""meaty shaft"" in a corporate meeting is like saying bomb on an airplane."

"Why don't robots have any brothers? They all have transisters."

"There should be an ""oh my god, shut up already"" button."

"What do you get when you mix a black and asian person? A criminal mastermind ..."