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Joke of the Day
"Did ya hear about the Mexican who kept washing his dog? They were spic and spaniel"
Next Joke
"This man says to his friend"" I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."""
"A man walked into a bar... ...and stayed there my entire childhood."
"A video of my kids attempting to cut steak would make an excellent commercial for condoms."
"Teacher: Now class whatever I ask I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!"
"I heard William Shatner and Stevie Nicks are getting married. She's decided on a double barrelled name Stevie Shatner-Nicks"
"They say the human imagination is infinite. Try to imagine a new color."
"Doctor: I have some bad news. You HAVE to stop masturbating. Man: OMG Doc, WHY? Doctor: I'm trying to examine you."
"The hole in the boat So two guys steal a boat and get drunk. Kane of them goes ""Hey, there is a hole in this boat"". The other says ""don't worry it's not ours""."
"Are these my brains? A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet!' she replied!"