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Joke of the Day
"What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence? Mountin' time"
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"What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck"
"Four gay men walk into a bar, there is only one stool left so what do they do? Flip it over"
"What's the difference between a sadist and a math teacher Nothing"
"3 Best Uses for Oven Timers: 1. Remind you of beer in the freezer 2. Pizza rolls 3. Notify guests when their time's up & they should leave"
"What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!"
"""If you can't beat them, join them,"" I say, as I join my kids in demanding someone make breakfast."
"You have an uncle named Jack. Would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?"
"What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks outside."
"There aren't many books on how to cook steak It's a rare medium done well."