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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a sadist and a math teacher Nothing"
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"A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom he needs Viagra. The mom asks, ""Why on earth do you need that?"" The little boy replies, ""isn't that what you give dad when HIS shit won't get hard?!"""
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like to invite you to play Candy Crush."
"What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren? British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek."
"How much power does a nun have. Nun!"
"I can never understand why people act surprised when horrible things happen. Where have you been since birth?"
"What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in? An elevader."
"Some people should come with subtitles."
"I broke my arm in a couple places; know what the doctor said? ""Stay out of those places!"""
"A Jewish lawyer lost his job He celebrated the occasion with a disbar-mitzvah"