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Joke of the Day

"How much is Donald Trump's life insurance worth? One Pence"

"What does it sound like when two old people have sex? Snap, crackle, pop."

"Did you hear about the new show about Xi Jinping, Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin? It's called [Removed]"

"I love paying full retail for a game and not have all the content available. Said no one ever"

"Why do school nurses bring a red crayon to work? So they can draw blood"

"Do you know what is laziness? Laziness is the art of taking rest before getting tired. lol"

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged. Credit to my house-mate for this gem!"

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"There's this girl I know, and I'm like a god to her. Because I'm always watching her. And she's never seen me."

"I've learned a lot about kids while working at Menard's. Namely don't bring you fucking kid to Menard's."