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Joke of the Day
"Do brothels do tight arse Tuesday? And is it cheaper or more expensive?"
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"This kid at the Bar just told me Nickelback is a better band than Metallica.... Long story short....Send bail money..."
"Go suck an egg. Lick a mango. Breathe on an avocado. Make everyone at the grocery store uncomfortable."
"i don't always not give a shit. but when i do. Nevermind, I don't give a shit"
"How does Pinocchio's father know when his son tells a lie? He just nose it."
"What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with? Diapertension"
"Voting booths are like brothels You have to decide which ass you want."
"There are now 4 sides to every story. Yours, mine, the truth & the Internets version."
"A priest, a mathematician, and a corporation walk into a bar and order drinks. The bartender gives them two drinks and moves on to the next group of customers."
"One thing's for sure: People who don't know the difference between ""Your"" and ""You're"" and ""To"" and ""Too"" have strong opinions on Facebook."