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Joke of the Day

"A tree tipped over A lot of pounds crashed to the ground"

"After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, ""what are you going to do now?"" God said, ""I think I'm going to call it a day."""

"Teen girl in mirror ""I look like death!"" [Meanwhile in Hell] Death scoffs & flips his hair ""Yeah, as if"""

"If I answer you with my voice two octaves higher than normal, ""whaaaaat?!"" then one octave lower than normal, ""noooooo,"" the answer was yes."

"A large hole was found in the middle of the city. Officials are looking into it."

"4 y/o: how does Santa go to everyone's house in one night me: warp speed 4 y/o: warp speed isn't real me: neither is Santa go to sleep"

"The trouble with cops is if one's a douchebag you can't ask to speak to a manager."

"Nowadays People know the price of everything, But the value of nothing."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But only if the light bulb really wants to change."

"What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game??? Before the first period"